The Writings of John Wenz

Philadelphia-based freelance writer for The Awl, Popular Mechanics, Mental Floss, Hear Nebraska and other publications.

You can reach me at john.wenz@gmail.com

Popular Mechanics: Using Relativity to Find New Worlds

I’m living a vicarious childhood dream: talking to someone who discovered a planet. 

The Awl: This Place Looks Like This Thing

My first collaboration with Vicky Johnson in a while. Read on!

Popular Mechanics: With a Bang: The Science of Fireworks

I’ve got writings and things in the works, I swear, but I’m dropping by to let people know to pick up the new Green Lantern Corps series, which begins the run of my friend Van Jensen as writer. I picked my copy up this afternoon and it was a fast, fun read and I know a lot of good things are in store for this series.
As a side note, when I was an intern at a newspaper where Van was a staff member, we used to take an extended lunch break that we called “research” that was really just us going to get our pull lists. 

I’ve got writings and things in the works, I swear, but I’m dropping by to let people know to pick up the new Green Lantern Corps series, which begins the run of my friend Van Jensen as writer. I picked my copy up this afternoon and it was a fast, fun read and I know a lot of good things are in store for this series.

As a side note, when I was an intern at a newspaper where Van was a staff member, we used to take an extended lunch break that we called “research” that was really just us going to get our pull lists. 

The Whiskey Journal: National Grandmother’s Association Names Nicest Young Man of the Year

thewhiskeyjournal:

NORFOLK, Va. — Citing acts such as “making my granddaughter so happy” and “holding open doors for me,” in addition to holding pleasant conversation at a reasonable volume last Thanksgiving, Mark Wittman has been named Nicest Young Man of the Year by the National Grandmother’s Association.

“It’s a real honor to be named to this prestigious award,” Wittman said at a press conference. “I guess it’s proof that I was raised right.”

This is Wittman’s first nomination, offered up by his fiance’s maternal grandmother, Gloria Radnor, the delegate designate of Northern Virginia. Wittman, a legal clerk for the fourth circuit court, met Natalie Goodman while both were attending law school at Georgetown.

Though Wittman met Grandma Gloria last year at Natalie’s father’s retirement party, it wasn’t until Thanksgiving that he made a notable impression on the 82-year-old.

“He was just so handsome and polite,” she said of Wittman, who is of average facial characteristics and is slightly overweight. “Natalie seems to adore him as well.”

She added: “I could just pinch those cheeks of his!” image
The Nicest Young Man of the Year Award has been bestowed on recipients by the National Grandmother Association since 1952, shortly after the election of Dwight D. Eisenhower, whom most association members regard as “our finest president, and such a gentleman.”

Last year’s award winner, Thomas Michaels, had his award rescinded after being arrested for driving under the influence, attempted motor vehicular homicide and indecent exposure after ingesting bath salts.

By John Wenz, Philadelphian Chef and Detective

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(Source: thewhiskeyjournal)